Background information: (required reading)
Our new house has a trash compactor. I just got a panini maker.
And now...I think most things in my life now boil down to two simple questions:
1. What would happen if I put that in my trash compactor?
2. How would that taste in a panini?
Go ahead...try it.
You have rotten bananas and you really should make banana bread today. Or, see number two. How would that taste in a panini? (add cinnamon? maybe like cuban platanos?)
Your elementary student brings home a school fundraiser. ONE!
Your kids don't want leftovers for dinner. Two.
It's laundry day. One.
You feel like blowing your diet. Open the fridge. Two.
Your baby throws up all over the back seat of the car. Choose either one or two. I know which one I would pick.
See what I mean? (Or are you just thinking, WOW, get a life and now I understand your last post about being crazy?)
Go ahead...try it.You're driving along and you get a flat tire. Which applies? Number one, of course. What would happen if you put a flat tire in your trash compactor? Hmmm.
You have rotten bananas and you really should make banana bread today. Or, see number two. How would that taste in a panini? (add cinnamon? maybe like cuban platanos?)
Your elementary student brings home a school fundraiser. ONE!
Your kids don't want leftovers for dinner. Two.
It's laundry day. One.
You feel like blowing your diet. Open the fridge. Two.
Your baby throws up all over the back seat of the car. Choose either one or two. I know which one I would pick.
See what I mean? (Or are you just thinking, WOW, get a life and now I understand your last post about being crazy?)
6 comments:
Hee Hee. Maybe I need a panini maker?
You're so cute. I totally see what you're talking about. :) And if you're crazy then so am I, 'cause I totally understand you.
Hahaha, Misha you crack me up! I totally understand this. A little differently though.
More like: How would this sound in a facebook status?
Pathetic! Haha. How are the jeans?
I miss you Misha! I've got to come over and visit! Your last couple of posts have been hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh today!
HAHA! I totally relate with the panini machine... I could eat a panini for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Seriously. YUM!
hilarious.
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