
Lost:
One really great purse.
Found:
The need to remember the following:
1. Do not leave your purse in your car
2. Do not leave your car unlocked
3. Do not leave your garage door open at night.
If you see my purse (camel-colored, polka dot interior, exterior zippers, cool assymetrical shape, not quite the one in the picture but pretty close), please return it.
Dear purse thief,
Next time, knock on my door. I will gladly give you all of the cash in my wallet as well as any additional cash around my house and my coin jar if you will please leave my favorite purse, my driver's license, my cafe rio punch card that was NEARLY full, and my Justice J-bucks. Also, I didn't want to have to lose ALL purchasing power while the bank sends out my new cards. I'm kind of annoyed about that. To elliminate that inconvenience, I will even make you a sandwich and send you on your way with a diet coke, some fruit snacks, and a can of pringles. I'd really appreciate it.
Thanks!
Misha